The Socialist Republic of Geezy For Life is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Garrett with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 13.701 billion Geezians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Geezy City. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The all-consuming Geezy For Lifean economy, worth a remarkable 2,115 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 154,416 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Geezy For Life's radio stations, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust, and 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Geezy For Life's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Geezy For Life is ranked 30,323^rd in the world and 40^th in The Leftist Assembly for Largest Populations, with 13.7 billion capita.